December 2011
109 posts
I'm emotionally stunted. I know this.
Him: So how would I know if you were interested in me?
Me: If for some reason I just stopped talking to you all together.
Him: Okay, so then how would I know you weren't interested in me?
Me: If for some reason I just stopped talking to you all together.
Him: (pause) So we're just friends then?
Me: I'm responding to you aren't I?
I usually don't give a shit about celebrity news,... →
witchsistah:
karnythia:
So Mel Gibson’s first wife & second wife shook him like a Polaroid picture until his wallet fell out? Welp…couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.
Wallet AND future paychecks!
DED @ “shook him like a polaroid picture”
Chris Evans: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS →
kyssthis16:
couldbeanythingthereforenothing:
Chris. What. Chris. No. Yes. I don’t even know anymore Chris.
You’re welcome.
Now make that mother fucker hammertime…..
Conversations with Friends
Jason: I don't know what I'm going to do, I don't think I want to have a career in science anymore.
Christine: That's not good, you already signed up for a 2 year program.
Me: Yeah, you're pretty much balls deep in science, why quit now?
Nerd Since Birth
Me: Also side note: I'm very confused by Donald Glover's sudden push to say constantly how he likes nerdy black girls. I don't know if this is fake or if he literally JUST discovered us.
Him: That may be. There could be lots of reasons. It sounds from some of his songs earlier that he wasn't really around any and just thought black girls weren't into him. By now obviously he's aware that at least the nerdier ones are... It could even be a marketing choice.
Me: Part of me hopes it's that he just discovered us, however I'm slowly moving on to other nerd boys. I will have my nerd celebrity husband someday
Him: And for one thing, I think nerd girls of all races only started coming to open prominence in the past few years.
Me: LOL those heaux are posers
Him: lol
Me: I've been a nerd girl since 1986. NERD (THUG) LYFE!
Witchsistah: Since 1986?! *sucks teef* SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! You LATE, gal!
Me: HEFFA I can't be a nerd earlier than that! I was BORN THIS WAY!
Family Get Togethers
Cousin: You know how Asians think they're the smartest people in the world right?
Me: You realize that's racist right?
Cousin: What?! They think I like fried chicken! I do, but they don't have to think that.
Me: -_-
