January 2011
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December 2010
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He ruins jokes.
I decided to text The Boyfriend a Knock Knock joke I found hilarious. Unfortunately it didn't occur to me I was texting the wrong person.
Me: Knock knock!
Him: Are you here?
Me: No! It's a joke! Knock knock!
Him: Oh. Hold on, let me put pants on
Me: ......... nvm!
Him: Now let me get my gun
Me: I've already left
Him: Ok who is it?
Me: .....Doctor.
Him: Dave tennant who?
Him and I should have a sitcom. I'm sure of it.
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The Warrior's Way
Ninjas and Cowboys?
In the same movie?
HELL YEAH I’M THERE!
I should write Ninjas vs Cowboys vs Aliens. Seriously!
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